Doggie Fortunes

1. Confusious say, may all your enemies be de-clawed.

2. Confusious say, if it smells good, eat it. If it smells bad, roll in it.

3. Confusious say, never trust a man with a matching shirt and pants and a handful of mail.

4. Confusious say, dog who eat photograph will be spitting image.

5. Confusious say, sticks can be quite fetching.

6. Confucius say, mad dog with flea collar get ticked off.

7. Confucious say, another day, another collar.

8. Confucious say, dog who pee on electric fence get real zipper!

9. Confucious say, dog with phone need collar I.D.

10. Confucious say, some day you will find yourself barking up the right tree!

11. Confucious say, dog who run behind car get exhausted.

12. Confucious say, happiness is your owner forgetting he fed you... and feeds you again!

13. Confucious say, breeders who brush teeth have good canines.



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